Tuesday, March 22, 2011

 I've found I have a lot of trouble sticking to a theme in my blog. I've written about pet peeves, internet stars, politics. But really though, I don' have anything to focus on. It's kinda difficult for me to find something that I want to write about exclusively, so today I give you INTERNET LINKS!

On another note, a tidbit of advice.
So you wanna have sex, but just dating, or casual sex aren't appealing to you. What is the answer to that?
Prostitution is the world's oldest profession, and is still available on a street corner near you! The problem is, the police have since decided that sex with strangers for 'bribes' of drugs or money is bad. Well, there's a fantastic solution to avoiding all those legal problems.
First, keep in mind that cops WILL put their people on the street, in hookerdress, to catch you coming on to them. If you try to initiate sex, you're screwed.
The cop-in-disguise CANNOT initiate that they wanna screw around (explicitly, they can implicate all they wan't, but they can't really lie to you). But the second you say, "Sup bitch. How much for a beej?" They have you in their clutches! Luckily there is a wonderful loophole that we, the consumer, can exploit! You see, in U.S.A., while prostitution is illegal,  pornography is fully legalized (with the exclusion of underage kids, you sick bastard). So to bypass the entire legal problem of prostitution, ask them if they will film a porno. A cop will always say no, while a hooker typically won't care.

Monday, March 21, 2011

Shitty Servitude

I feel like everyone should live as a waiter or waitress at a restaurant here in America at some point (anyone foreign is exempt from this rant). Seriously, these people are paid about 2$ and hour to live on. And some people will tip nice. They will help these people out immensely! And you know what? A lot of the people who tip nicely were, at some point, in the same industry of work. Unfortunately, many people do not think about how hard it is to pull a profit from working at such a low wage, and they will tip the absolute minimum, if at all. Possibly the worst thing I have seen is when a man was complaining to his waiter that his 100-something$ meal had a few bits of meat that weren't quite cooked right. Not only did he complain that the waiter screwed up his order (which he had not, I knew the guy and he never gets orders wrong) but he held him personally responsible for the small mishap.
#1 Sometimes meat is undercooked. It happens, respectfully ask that they take it back and pop it in for another few minutes, it isn't that big of a deal.
#2 Instead of talking like you are from the 1800's South, speak clearly enough that your mumble turns into an actual order.
#3 Your waiter only serves to take your order, then bring you your food. In no way does that translate to Cook Your Food.
The man tipped a penny (the ultimate insult) at the end of his meal and left. His table had 6 people. (8 is the number at which most restaurants include the gratuity in the actual meal ticket). The man needed a bit of humility in his life. He needed to work in a service as a waiter.

Friday, March 18, 2011

Time to talk about something that everyone seems to shift to extremes about. Mary Jane. So people typically either say that it should be outright banned or fully legalized (and some of the sneaky ones tend to argue it through the medium of medicinal type, clever clever). But what do we really know about it? i think in this blog I'll lay out a few factoids and little known things just for your benifit, enjoy!
#1 The Zulu Warriors used Weed to aid them in their fight against the British. They actually BRED out the chemicals that cause the sedative effects, leaving only the psychoactivity that the THC gives.
   Side note: the Zulu were badass and if you ever talk shit about them, you know NOTHING.
#2 Baking Cannabis means to extract THC, not to put the plant itself into your food.
I'm not giving you a link, it's way too easy to find. I might do a follow-up. 
 -LEGAITY THING: I know nothing of law (Well, i know enough not to screw myself) so I suppose I should probably throw something in here about how the consumption of Cannabis components is a reserved right for those possessing a legal Medicinal Marijuana license.
#3 All you people out there claiming smoking it is perfectly healthy, do a bit of research. While it is FAR more healthy than tobacco, actually having some good effects on the brain, it still creates a tar buildup (unless you vaporize).  
   Side Note:While it has nearly no negative aspects when vaporized, the primary is that it increases the risk of schizophrenia in those who are predispositioned to be likely to have it. It's rare, but it happens.
#4 Marijuana is not physically addictive EVER. Though with constant use they can become psychologically addictive, at least for a short while while going through 'withdrawals.'
#5 According to the DEA scheduling system, Cannabis is a higher scheduled drug than COCAINE. 
 Side Note: Most people don't know what the scheduling system is. It is the listing of the drugs that the DEA regulates and what tier of punishment they will get. Schedule 1 is the worst with the highest level of punishments while Schedule 5 is the lowest tier with the lowest punishments. Cannabis is Schedule 1. Alongside Methamphetamines and Opiates.

So, Know anything special about Cannabis? A little known factoid or anything you find interesting, just leave it in a post! Try to leave a link, hopefully from a reputable site, rather than just a forum page. Thanks!


Charlie Sheen. The internet is absolutely BUZZING about him. He's all over the news (behind Japan, but still pretty high up), and he's even gotten an auto-tune song made, putting him as high, If not HIGHER, than Antoine Dodson. He drinks Tiger Blood, Smokes 7 gram rocks and is an Adonis. I mean, seriously, this man is absolutely the definition of the word EPIC. He has just gone with it, the insane Charlie Sheen image that we all see. And he's PROFITING. I mean, sure he got booted from his show, and MAYBE he will end up with a new show (not likely). But the hype that he has been making will end up making him millions from some random marketed shit, probably Tiger Blood Energy Drink. This man is a bitchin' rock star from Mars, and he is tired of putting up with everyone's shit. Thats just how awesome he is. I for one am highly impressed with how he's gotten his name out there. Sure it hasn't been the best representation of character that he could have gone for, but dammit, it works! He's living with TWO hot women (and we KNOW he's having bitchin' threesomes every night). In the end he will probably lose money, but hell, this is gonna keep his name in our minds for a long time. This is the equivalent of MJ getting his skin bleached, just because. Everyone will say it is crazy or asinine. But its a stunt that will get a shitton more publicity than continuing on with his show.
So what do you think, is Charlie legitimately insane now? Or is it one elaborate ruse for publicity?
Leave a comment with your thoughts!

Thursday, March 17, 2011

New User

Allright people, I'm appreciative of the follower adds, unfortunately when I go to the Main page and click on my followers none of you pop up. At this moment I have 14 of you guys, but I have no idea how to view and add you back. if any of you will give me a lil user friendliness and teach me the ways of blogging, I'd be much obliged. Also, This monetize thing is pretty awesome, though people have told me that Google will get pissy if the percentage raises above like, 15%. anybody have any stories of having their blog deleted because of that? I've had it up to 75% so far, and nothing happened then. Are these myths that are used to scare us? Thoughts, Ideas,? GO!

Wednesday, March 16, 2011


Ok, So so far I've advertised, given words of wisdom and bitched via blog, so I think it may be time for me to do something productive (psuedo-productive). So about this whole Japan thing. There have been tons of videos and comments that I've seen and heard so far claiming that those amoral bastards got what they had coming to em from God himself. Listen, I know about half of them are trolls, but that still leaves the other half to being ignorant asswipes. These people are not dying because of their religion (and I can assure you that at least someone in that city of 10,000 was a Christian), they are dying from the oceanic destruction ravaging their country. America is attempting to help some, but this is one of the largest disasters in a while, and we should have our hands deep into this one rather than spending untold billions on oil wars. Helping other countries was our excuse then, right? Why doesn't the same line still hold true?

Tuesday, March 15, 2011


I don't think this is a blog, so much as a place for me to rant (same thing maybe?). And my rant right now is about realtionshits. Seriously, I'm all for the union of boyfriend/girlfriend (or variation thereof), but it pisses me off when you ultimately change who you are and stop hanging out with your friends and whatnot. A relationship doesn't mean you cant go and chill with your friends every so often, and when you book up EVERY weekend to spend time with your beloved, you are just losing your friends. We have been around long before you started dating this month's love of your life, and dammit we will be around after. Bro's before hoes seems to fit aptly and the same works for the girls side (Wouldn't really know too much about that part, but I'll assume its the same general thing). Its annoying as hell.

Monday, March 14, 2011


Driving sucks. If you aren't drag racing or something, it just plain out sucks. I drove 8 hours today to go get a friend and bring him home. I hate driving to begin with, I hate driving through cities even more, and I have ADHD something fierce. Driving isn't exactly easy when every shiny thing within viewing distance takes your eyes off the road.
On the plus side, he will be paying me back for gas eventually. And when that eventually comes, I will have a nice sum of money to make me happy. Almost like finding a 20$ in your jeans pocket.

Sunday, March 13, 2011

Oh the internet, so full of wonderful things. Everything you could possibly want from the latest scientific achievements in nanorobotics to porn to online stores to porn to hilarious LOLcats to porn. And more porn. And more porn. And more porn. It's amazing that the internet consists of porn. If you google it, you come up with millions of pages for it (yes, there is the cross factor of sites that talk about sex discrimination and other such things that will skew the results) but still, there are tons of sites dedicated to the act itself. Ludicrous amounts of bandwidth is used up for it. The sex trade is truly a powerful thing to behold.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you wanna have a lot of money when you are older, get into the sex business and rise to the top. It is one of the most profitable businesses in the world!

Another thing is this Between a Rock and a Hard Placethat I wanted to share this with you. See, i heard that  a movie is coming out about this, and this here is pretty accurate about the whole situation (considering he wrote it himself so it will be different from the movie adaptation). It was a pretty good read.

Saturday, March 12, 2011

Hello one and all, and welcome to my google blog. Obviously you all are just dying to hear from me, after my one and a half blogs thus far. I shan't disappoint my audience! So I know you guys are wanting to hear my words of wisdom and whatnot. So basically,
#1 Don't drink and drive. You will die. Actually...Drunk drivers tend to survive wrecks a lot more often than people that don't drink. People are a lot more relaxed and don't tense up right before the wreck and can survive sober shock related fatalities. So you know what, you should drink and then drive. Or you will die.
Umm, I'm out of words of wisdom, but whatever.
In other news, from a fantastic site, check out this wondrous book.
You Might Be a Zombie and Other Bad News: Shocking but Utterly True Facts

Friday, March 11, 2011

Advertisement of V

So, I got that Amazon Associates thing And i wanted to see how it works really quick. So yeah. I thought, what do I love, and then I realized that thats a retarded question. A better question is what would you guys love? ( I suppose I should include girls in this, since they have computers in the kitchen these days). So i looked for one of my all-time favorites movies. Nearly everyone that watches this loves it. It has action, romance, humor, and is tied together with wonderful eloquence.
Also, You know you want to see Natalie Portman. I don't care who you are, that woman is fantastic.

V for Vendetta (Widescreen Edition)

Where We Are

Alright, first blog. Never done this before, but I'll assume it's like a journal. That people actually read. Maybe I'll post a question at the end or something to find out what you guys think.
Frankly, my life is kinda boring, I don't go out and kill people for a living, I don't make shittons of money, I don't do anything special. But I like to weave stories. I take boring and make it phenomenal. I am a bi-winner with tiger blood for breakfast, the DNA of Adonis and smoke 7 gram rocks like a boss. I'm not quite as spectacular as Charlie Sheen, but dammit I'm trying.
So, as a first blog, I dunno how this turned out, I dunno how long I should make it, I just know that someone will read this (maybe) at somepoint. So enjoy the fruits of my five minute labor.