Relationships

I don't think this is a blog, so much as a place for me to rant (same thing maybe?). And my rant right now is about realtionshits. Seriously, I'm all for the union of boyfriend/girlfriend (or variation thereof), but it pisses me off when you ultimately change who you are and stop hanging out with your friends and whatnot. A relationship doesn't mean you cant go and chill with your friends every so often, and when you book up EVERY weekend to spend time with your beloved, you are just losing your friends. We have been around long before you started dating this month's love of your life, and dammit we will be around after. Bro's before hoes seems to fit aptly and the same works for the girls side (Wouldn't really know too much about that part, but I'll assume its the same general thing). Its annoying as hell.

Driving

Driving sucks. If you aren't drag racing or something, it just plain out sucks. I drove 8 hours today to go get a friend and bring him home. I hate driving to begin with, I hate driving through cities even more, and I have ADHD something fierce. Driving isn't exactly easy when every shiny thing within viewing distance takes your eyes off the road.
On the plus side, he will be paying me back for gas eventually. And when that eventually comes, I will have a nice sum of money to make me happy. Almost like finding a 20$ in your jeans pocket.

Oh the internet, so full of wonderful things. Everything you could possibly want from the latest scientific achievements in nanorobotics to porn to online stores to porn to hilarious LOLcats to porn. And more porn. And more porn. And more porn. It's amazing that the internet consists of porn. If you google it, you come up with millions of pages for it (yes, there is the cross factor of sites that talk about sex discrimination and other such things that will skew the results) but still, there are tons of sites dedicated to the act itself. Ludicrous amounts of bandwidth is used up for it. The sex trade is truly a powerful thing to behold.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you wanna have a lot of money when you are older, get into the sex business and rise to the top. It is one of the most profitable businesses in the world!

Another thing is this Between a Rock and a Hard Placethat I wanted to share this with you. See, i heard that  a movie is coming out about this, and this here is pretty accurate about the whole situation (considering he wrote it himself so it will be different from the movie adaptation). It was a pretty good read.

Hello one and all, and welcome to my google blog. Obviously you all are just dying to hear from me, after my one and a half blogs thus far. I shan't disappoint my audience! So I know you guys are wanting to hear my words of wisdom and whatnot. So basically,
#1 Don't drink and drive. You will die. Actually...Drunk drivers tend to survive wrecks a lot more often than people that don't drink. People are a lot more relaxed and don't tense up right before the wreck and can survive sober shock related fatalities. So you know what, you should drink and then drive. Or you will die.
Umm, I'm out of words of wisdom, but whatever.
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Where We Are

Alright, first blog. Never done this before, but I'll assume it's like a journal. That people actually read. Maybe I'll post a question at the end or something to find out what you guys think.
Frankly, my life is kinda boring, I don't go out and kill people for a living, I don't make shittons of money, I don't do anything special. But I like to weave stories. I take boring and make it phenomenal. I am a bi-winner with tiger blood for breakfast, the DNA of Adonis and smoke 7 gram rocks like a boss. I'm not quite as spectacular as Charlie Sheen, but dammit I'm trying.
So, as a first blog, I dunno how this turned out, I dunno how long I should make it, I just know that someone will read this (maybe) at somepoint. So enjoy the fruits of my five minute labor.